Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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