We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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