she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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