Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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