i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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