Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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