just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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