Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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