At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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