just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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