Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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