I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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