Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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