I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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