He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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