At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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