I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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