Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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