I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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