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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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