It's like a parade of train wrecks.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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