Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can text with my tongue
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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