I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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