god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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