Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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