Don't you send me to vm
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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