wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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