they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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