after a month anything with tits is on the radar
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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