I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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