Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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