I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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