STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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