This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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