At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Fuck appropriateness.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
