it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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