If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Randomize
