Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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