i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize