I just threw up on my dentist
the condom got lost in my hair
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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