Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
