I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
