The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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