Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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