is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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