what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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