you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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