I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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