Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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