Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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