I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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