how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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