Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.