Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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